西游记

唐僧师徒经历了九九八十一难,终于见到了如来佛祖求真经~ 


如来问:你们带hard disc来吗?

唐僧师徒 :………. 


如来又问 :有带pen drive吗? 

唐僧师徒 :………….. 


如来:那我要怎样copy经文给你们?

如来叹了口气说 :你们回去吧,我email给你们好了~ 


悟空:鱼虾你的螃蟹^%$&#*(&#@%^&$@,早知道老子大闹天宫时直接把msn给你算了!害老子走那么远!


唐僧…:悟空你真是的,把蜘蛛精打死了~你看!!现在上不了网了吧?(没web了)


如来问:你们有带ipod吗?

唐僧师徒 :…..


如来: psp呢? 

唐僧师徒 :………… 


如来:那你们路上怎么娱乐的?不就闷死?

唐僧师徒:打妖怪up level咯…  

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